insidethevalley:

the cheese always falls off the top shelf if i open the door too fast

insidethevalley:

the cheese always falls off the top shelf if i open the door too fast

harrytomlomsom:

merrytomlomsom:

you’ve been pregnant for so long

it feels like a maternity 

im 100% done with this joke

mokou:

where my soul belongs

mokou:

where my soul belongs

(Source: foodstain)

(Source: flanoirbunny)

Ask You Out

badkidsjokes:

hi
ok i ask you out
but i haet you
but i love you

feferipeixies:

I’M CRYNIG IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS FUCKIGN VIDEO BEFORE I PITY YOUR EXISTANCE

(Source: anothersliceofcheesecake)

evanedinger:

WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON IN THE LONDON UNDERGROUND?!

evanedinger:

WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON IN THE LONDON UNDERGROUND?!

calibrashuns:

I WENT TO THE CAFE DOWN THE STREET AND THERE WERE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE THERE CELEBRATING THIS LIZARDS BIRTHDAY
HE HAS A LITTLE PARTY HAT

calibrashuns:

I WENT TO THE CAFE DOWN THE STREET AND THERE WERE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE THERE CELEBRATING THIS LIZARDS BIRTHDAY

HE HAS A LITTLE PARTY HAT